Sequence of events from May 22nd to May 27th:

May 22nd - Film a beer commercial in Vancouver in the morning, ride my scooter home, meet up with my roomate Jeff, catch a skytrain to Surrey, meet up with my friend Lewis, let him drive us to Kelowna, check in at a hotel, go to Yuk Yuks there in Kelowna, perform a 30 minute stand-up set for a cancer benefit for a room full of racist remax employees, go to bed.

May 23rd - Wake up at 6am, shuttle to Kelowna airport, fly to Vancouver, film more beer commercial, catch a cab to Vancouver airport, finish my book, fly to Kelowna, shuttle to Yuk Yuks, perform a 30 minute stand-up set to a room full of racist hicks, go with Jeff and Lewis to a couple shitty Kelowna night clubs, visit them at thei hostel, throw a matress on top of Lewis while drunk and walk on him and sprain my ankle, put ice on my ankle, fall asleep in a hostel I didn`t pay for.

May 24th - Wake up, hobble to the hostel lobby, sneak out unnoticed, catch a shuttle to the hospital, get an x-ray, fall in love with 3 nurses, get casted up, buy crutches, catch a cab to hotel, watch home and garden channel, sleep from 11am to 5pm, go to Yuk Yuks Kelowna, perform a stand-up show to a room full of racist hicks while sitting on a stool with crutches against the stool, go to Lewisaunts house, watch a Documentary on Donkey Kong, go to sleep.

May 25th - Drive to Vancouver, pack for Japan, sleep.

May 26th - Wake up, pick up contact lenses, cab to airport, fly to Osaka Japan, sleep on flight.

May 27th - Meet my friend Max at the Airport, train to Kyoto, sleep in a hotel.

…The next day I left for an across-Japan bicycle trip… With a sprained ankle and severe jet-lag…to be continued.